How To Avoid Death
A downloadable game
Hello Death, where are you going?
Your ribs are packed with cabbages.
Your hips are loaded like a greengrocer’s shelf.
There’s a cabbage in your cranium.
They are such sheeny, satin-lacquered things.
It’s cabbage lobbing time, says Death.
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Thank you! Cometh the hour, calleth the people, puncheth the cat. Bit of a bother if you happen to have a fur allergy.
CPR Cat is the folk hero we need, the people cry out to be punched in the chest
Now with added The Angel of Mugging!